"I am the queen of clits. And this is the biggest clit in the whole world.

its a bit of a specialist vid from Lisa, an Anglo-Chinese woman.

The clip is high definition and super close-up (133 megs for under 3 minutes) and it does what it says on the tin. Just lots of long lingering views of a stupendously well-developed clitoris, with Lisa adding a dirty-talking voice over - her posh British accent is an extra turn on.

Lisa is a sexy, confident woman who knows what she's got. "If you find another one, bring it to me," she says, "and I will defeat it."